GONE INC

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jimhensonreject:

dirtyriver:

anintelligentoctopus:

The army’s latest recruitment campaign posters are. Terrible and Bad.

Is… is this real?

Haha yikes

“your army needs you and your compassion” is truly a batshit way to start 2019

anxietyproblem:

warmlantern:

Love him or hate him, he has a little drop of water on his nose:

such-justice-wow:

north-star-lesbian:

bi-thor:

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

I forgot about his other powers and thought this was implying scott was just willing to build a giant lego house for a friend

dexvoan:

ariadne83:

elidyce:

mycravatundone:

aquarianconstellations:

mycravatundone:

mycravatundone:

a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctor’s face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDE…. THATS SCURVY…. in this day and age

this is turning into a “how a person i know got scurvy” thread and im so here for this, please share your scurvy stories if you have any

the other day someone posted pics from the reddit page r/zerocarbs where these fools only ate meat and 0 vegetables or fruits and all the posts were about various symptoms of scurvy. i died when one literally read ‘i don’t want to start the vitamin C debate again but’

THE VITAMIN C DEBATE

My mother told me all about scurvy when I was five and trying to resist eating pumpkin and let me tell you it’s been 35 years and I still get nervous if I go for two days without eating a green vegetable. 

I told my own little picky eater about scurvy, rickets etc and now one of her most frequently requested lunch items is baby spinach, closely followed by carrots.

I’m not saying everyone should mildly traumatize their children to make them understand that vegetables are vital to ongoing possession of your teeth and organs, but.. no, that’s exactly what I’m saying. Go for it. 

some guys i used to know went on a boys only road trip. they decided they were only going to eat things they could cook on the engine block of the car.

two of them got scurvy. one of them drank so much jagermeister + red bull that he temporarily lost the ability to see in colour.

im sorry he what now

fun-o-physics:

hellagaypokemon:

loveyourchaos:

rogueport:

thepaladog:

Nintendo’s sales haven’t been what they hoped for or expected, so all the executives got together and made the decision to cut their salaries in half to ensure their employees still get paid. They say it’s the fault of the executives that the products aren’t selling well, not their employees, so it isn’t fair for the employees to have to take the hits for that.

Why are there people who don’t like or respect Nintendo again?

Here are some sources for this 

This is unexpected. 

it’s actually not when you remember that the late Satoru Iwata, former president of Nintendo, did the same thing in 2013 when the wii struggled following its release, for the same reason.

he may be gone but his kindness lives on.